[Paddy's sat in his kitchen, it's the afternoon.]

Right, folks of the Barge. We need a chat. About this: [He holds up an orange.] Not just oranges. Food. In general.

Because here's the thing, guys. Let me introduce you to our staff. I don't know if you've noticed, but responsible for your hot, delicious, tasty dinners, for over... oh, is it 150 ( Read more... )

[Private to the Admiral]

I want 200 Pot Noodles, varying flavours, delivered to the kitchen. If you would. [Pause, as he knows the Admiral's sense of humour.]

In a box or crate or something, not just dumped around the place.

[Private to Laura]

So, what d'you do on your day to yourself? Hope I was right to trust you.

[Kitchen filter]Nobody ( Read more... )

Right. Guys. Inmates, mainly, I'm talking to. I've got a strict fucking policy on how I hire for the kitchen, and I thought I'll make it clear. Right now ( Read more... )

[Inmate filter]Right, ladies and gentlemen and children ( Read more... )